The title is a somewhat intentional reference to the bible even though this post has nothing to do with it. I have quite a substantial amount of information to write about today but it's several hours past my bedtime so most of the finer details will likely not be accurately transcribed. The past few days have simultaneously been very eventful and vapid. I have also come to the realisation that this, in fact, does NOT have to be a daily blog.
Candice's Chronicles
Tuesday, 4 August 2026
Revelations
Thursday, 30 July 2026
Failures And The Like
Well. I didn't do what I wanted to. I've been FAR too lazy and unmotivated to get up and out of bed for the past few days. I have had zero desire for anything and even though yesterday I did get dressed, do my makeup, shower, etc, I still didn't have it in me to ACTUALLY climb into an uber and go across town to the mall. It was just one of those days. It hasn't helped that I've had some strange sickness wash over me that's caused me to be in constant pain/discomfort along with providing me an endless supply of general malaise. Within the week I plan on, and I mean it this time, going to the doctor for a vaccine. If my symptoms do not pass or lessen on their own I suppose I will also schedule a consultation.
My (revised) Plans for tomorrow
- Go to the mall
- Go to the bank
- Shop for what I need
- Get my vaccine
Ava poo Segment
Aaron White Segment
Todays News
This is the second installment of the news section of my blog. Some of the current events include:
- Wildfires in Europe continue to spread
- The 1264th anniversary of Baghdad's founding
- Escalation of the conflict between the US and Iran
- Vanuatu's independence day
- World human trafficking awareness day (thank you Andrew Tate)
- "Innocent" Skyrim player wrongfully imprisoned for 1.5yrs over username discrepancy
- National cheat on your gf day (?)
- 16 year anniversary of "Cats & Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore" Coming to theatres
- 46th Birthday of Harry Potter
Possible activities regarding today's events:
- Water your plants
- Draw the flag of Vanuatu from memory
- Cast a spell on Andrew Tate
- Be thankful you don't play Skyrim
- Please do not cheat on your girlfriend.
- Watch Cats & Dogs
- Read some harry potter
Small blog update
Tuesday, 28 July 2026
New Blog Section
Hello blog reader. One of two possible readers I may have has told me that he does not want to read my blog because he is a "main charachter" in my life and is already aware of what goes on, so he has no reason to read it. Hurtful. Because of this insult that has been thrown my way I will now be adding a new section to my blogs, which will include some of the current news. Read until the end to see this new exciting section.
Life updates
- Cake off
Travel updates:
My plans for tomorrow
- Go to the mall and purchase pants and a replacement cardigan
- Go to the bank at last
Ava poo segment
Todays News
- World Hepatitis Day
- National milk chocolate day
- The 112th anniversary of Austria-Hungary declaring war on Serbia which officially started WWI.
- The 9 year anniversary of the Emoji Movie coming to theaters.
Possible activities regarding todays events:
- Have a glass of chocolate milk (Thank you to Sir Hans Sloane for his wonderful creation!)
- Celebrate having hepatitis
- Mourn the soldiers that protected your country during WWI
- Watch the Emoji Movie and log your emotions throughought it
Monday, 27 July 2026
I have returned!
Sorry to all my loyal fans for disappearing for so long, but fear not, I have returned!
Much has happened since my previous installment. It would be quite impossible to include all of it, in any amount of detail, in one post but I'll create and attach a crudely made timeline to help.
https://imgur.com/a/EZn0axA
Dream segment
Ava poo segment
Travel segment
Thursday, 27 June 2024
Worst day ever
revision
ugh!! i wrote a long ass blog entry today while i was in a mood but i kind of regret what i said a little bit so i am erasing it and i might rewrite it later but i have had a RANCID day.
Wednesday, 26 June 2024
My first blog
Ava Poo Segment:
Revelations
The title is a somewhat intentional reference to the bible even though this post has nothing to do with it. I have quite a substantial amou...
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HELLO! I am girl blogging right now. As I said, stupid Ava Poo gave me this idea, and we were originally both going to do it, but I'm th...
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revision ugh!! i wrote a long ass blog entry today while i was in a mood but i kind of regret what i said a little bit so i am erasing it a...
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Hello blog reader. One of two possible readers I may have has told me that he does not want to read my blog because he is a "main char...

