Tuesday, 4 August 2026

Revelations

 The title is a somewhat intentional reference to the bible even though this post has nothing to do with it. I have quite a substantial amount of information to write about today but it's several hours past my bedtime so most of the finer details will likely not be accurately transcribed. The past few days have simultaneously been very eventful and vapid. I have also come to the realisation that this, in fact, does NOT have to be a daily blog. 


Illness

My sickness has worsened and changed. The full body aches persist but the pain that was in my feet has disspiated. Strangely, It feels to have slowly moved up my body. I have felt it move from my feet, crawling upwards into my calves and then my hamstrings and hips. It continues to move skyward and I've already started experiencing stomach pain and headaches. I do not know why this is happening. My suspicion that it was the flu appears to be correct, although many of my symptoms are unorthodox nothing else makes much sense to me and I refuse to go to the doctor. My skin remains hypersensitive and many basic actions still cause me a significant amount of pain. By far the most concerning ailment I have experienced was my vision distorting. A long, zig-zagging line of coloured static crossed both my eyes and blurred my vision all around it to the point where I could not read almost anything. The precursor to this was me seeing flashing lights. Strange! Through some google searching I've discovered this is called a "migraine aura" which I previously did not know of. They are not dangerous and can appear, like in my case, without experiencing a headache. I had taken a pain killer fairly recently before it had happened so maybe it was actually present and simply dulled.

Fever, stiffness and aches and pains continue to plague me. I am going on a terribly long trip soon which will be made much more unpleasant due to my sickness. 



Travel

 Travel has long been a source of mental anguish for me as all my readers know. I was made aware that the trip home would be a record-breaking 60 hours long this time on extremely uncomfortable airlines. If you ever travel internationally, especially in Europe (which is where this airline mainly operates) avoid KLM at all costs. They are the worst flight company you will ever encounter. I do not wish to go into it any further in fear of giving myself an anneurysm from the distress. I hate travel. So so so much. I will cut through my ribs and rip my lungs from my body if I have to think about this any longer so I am moving on. 




Some more realisations

I do not owe anyone anything, including and especially considering the themes of this blog. There will be no "daily news" section this time and I am undecided on continuing the "Ava poo" and "Aaron white" segments until further notice. I may just be tired and annoyed but this is my blog and I am free to make whatever decisions I please and have it's contents be to my liking.




(brief) Ava poo segment

Ok fine I'll write it. Ava is being stupid once more. What else is new. They have serious issues overthinking scenarios that will never happen. Ava is also far too obsessed with their name. Update on ged: Passed one test, didnt go to the second one. Has been rescheduled. Ava is reportedly locked in. Results will be in tomorrow? Next week? Next month? Impossible to tell.



(brief) Aaron White segment

Aaron white has since been rescued from the well. Spider-man was fine. We watched weapons today and it was also fine. Aaron white does not seem to enjoy my presence. We have been playing a roblox game called "storage hunters" I enjoy it but I've begun to grow tired of it. I have introduced him to Ben Wa technology and he does not like it. I have been reminiscing on when we were together and our kisses and "couple stuff". No news on his penis so I have nothing else to add.



Conclusion


I have not done much and continue to do nothing. A new laptop may be in my future but I am uncertain. I owe none of you entertainment so there will be no maze today. My apologies for the sloppy grammar and writing I am quite exhaused and will be going to bed immediately after posting this. My mouth tastes like blood so I'll be ending it here. Hope you enjoyed, I guess. Candice out.


#LOGANG4LYFE







Thursday, 30 July 2026

Failures And The Like

Well. I didn't do what I wanted to. I've been FAR too lazy and unmotivated to get up and out of bed for the past few days. I have had zero desire for anything and even though yesterday I did get dressed, do my makeup, shower, etc, I still didn't have it in me to ACTUALLY  climb into an uber and go across town to the mall. It was just one of those days. It hasn't helped that I've had some strange sickness wash over me that's caused me to be in constant pain/discomfort along with providing me an endless supply of general malaise. Within the week I plan on, and I mean it this time, going to the doctor for a vaccine. If my symptoms do not pass or lessen on their own I suppose I will also schedule a consultation.

My (revised) Plans for tomorrow

Tomorrow I will:
  • Go to the mall
  • Go to the bank
  • Shop for what I need
  • Get my vaccine
My history of staying home when I really need to go out will not get the better of me any longer. I am putting my foot down.

Ava poo Segment

Not much has happened in the way of Ava. New blog post I suppose. My thoughts on the occurances that were transcribed in said blog post are known. Quite a large overreaction on Ava's part. Such a small interaction does not warrant so much worrying. His business is not anyone's problem other than his own. I also don't think anything would have come of it if they did hug. That being said, Ava turning him down was the right thing to do in my opinion. Nothing more needs to be said. It has passed and all is still well. The world kept spinning.


Aaron White Segment

Aaron White is currently going through a lot. Being stuck after falling into a well on Tuesday has been getting to him. Every rope that has been thrown down to save him has spontaneously caught fire as soon as he touches it. The slimy moss that coats the cobblestone walls makes it too slick for him to be able to climb out. His only light source being paraffin lamps due to the fact that no extension cords can reach the bottom also contributes to his suffering, for reasons I do not care to go into. Perhaps the fire department will be able to lift him using their ladder tomorrow. Hopefully they manage to get him out of there soon considering he only has so much time left. Besides that, Aaron White has been okay! He plans to go see the new Spider-man movie once he has been successfully freed. I likely will as well.


Todays News

This is the second installment of the news section of my blog. Some of the current events include:

  • Wildfires in Europe continue to spread
  • The 1264th anniversary of Baghdad's founding
  • Escalation of the conflict between the US and Iran
  • Vanuatu's independence day
  • World human trafficking awareness day (thank you Andrew Tate)
  • "Innocent" Skyrim player wrongfully imprisoned for 1.5yrs over username discrepancy
  • National cheat on your gf day (?)
  • 16 year anniversary of "Cats & Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore" Coming to theatres
  • 46th Birthday of Harry Potter

Possible activities regarding today's events:

  • Water your plants
  • Draw the flag of Vanuatu from memory
  • Cast a spell on Andrew Tate
  • Be thankful you don't play Skyrim
  • Please do not cheat on your girlfriend.
  • Watch Cats & Dogs
  • Read some harry potter

Maybe one day I will expand on my news headlines, but today is not that day. 


   Small blog update

As you may have noticed, some of the text in my blog is now alligned in the center rather than the left of the page. I prefer this, unless bullet points are involved.


That will be all for today's blog. Fairly uneventful once more. Hopefully my blogs will contain more substance one day. Enjoy this maze and be sure to tune in for tomorrow's blog. Let me know if you prefer the left alligned text or middle in the comments. Candice out.



Tuesday, 28 July 2026

New Blog Section

 Hello blog reader. One of two possible readers I may have has told me that he does not want to read my blog because he is a "main charachter" in my life and is already aware of what goes on, so he has no reason to read it. Hurtful. Because of this insult that has been thrown my way I will now be adding a new section to my blogs, which will include some of the current news. Read until the end to see this new exciting section. 


Life updates

Since yesterday, nothing has really happened in my life. Many such cases. Some of the important points include my new found love for the roblox games: 
- Cake off
- Dig deep
- Rate my avatar 2
PLEASE NOTE: 
I have already played two of these before but quit since they failed to consitently entertain me. Cake off is tiring after 2-3 rounds and Rate my Avatar 2 is quite boring. Saying I "love" them was an exaggeration. Dig deep is also almost entirely made up of menial tasks so it's time left in my life is short. 

Travel updates:

I was mistaken in my belief that I would be leaving Romania on the 30th. I am leaving on the 7th. This is more suitable and a significant amount of stress has been - temporarily - lifted off my shoulders. 

I had some dreams last night. Nevertheless I have since forgotten them, this disappoints me. My mother was meant to go on a short road trip out of town with her evil brother. However, living up to his evil reputation, cancelled on her 10 minutes prior to their expected departure time due to a mystery illness that I am unsure of the legitimacy of. 

My plans for tomorrow

[Should any of these come to fruition I will write them in tomorrow's blog.] 
  • Go to the mall and purchase pants and a replacement cardigan
  • Go to the bank at last
Quite achievable goals. 

Ava poo segment

In yesterdays installment, I announced that Ava would be taking one of their GED tests. Ava passed. Congratulations Ava. 

- This concludes the ava poo segment - 

Todays News

Yes! This is the long awaited NEW EXCITING  segment. 

Today, the 28th of July 2026 is:
  • World Hepatitis Day
  • National milk chocolate day
  • The 112th anniversary of  Austria-Hungary declaring war on Serbia which officially started WWI.
  • The 9 year anniversary of the Emoji Movie coming to theaters. 
Today was an unfortunate time to start this segment, slow news day it seems. 

War in Ukraine, Andrew & Tristan Tate want to be free. Nothing new. 
Much to come. 

Possible activities regarding todays events:

  • Have a glass of chocolate milk (Thank you to Sir Hans Sloane for his wonderful creation!)
  • Celebrate having hepatitis
  • Mourn the soldiers that protected your country during WWI
  • Watch the Emoji Movie and log your emotions throughought it

Thats all for today. Thank you for reading. Candice out. 







Monday, 27 July 2026

I have returned!

Sorry to all my loyal fans for disappearing for so long, but fear not, I have returned! 
Much has happened since my previous installment. It would be quite impossible to include all of it, in any amount of detail, in one post but I'll create and attach a crudely made timeline to help. 

I likely will not get into most of this. Anyone who is reading this already knows about it. find a higher quality version of the timeline here.

- if the hyperlink doesnt work, copy and paste this into your browser. -
https://imgur.com/a/EZn0axA

Dream segment

Last night, I had a dream of my (deceased) father. I had gone back in time to visit him. I was about 2 years old. My goal was to change his ways and have him be a better partner to my mother and a better father to me. He was aware that I was his daughter but did not at all seem surprised that I had come from the future, such is the logic in dreams. I spoke with him about his mistreatment of me and my mother, however he did not appear to be swayed. Eventually, I informed him of his (somewhat) untimely death, which he did seem saddned by. I am unsure if i actually got through to him at all. Hearing his voice again which I had since forgotten was quite unusual for me, though not unpleasant. I am not fond of my father nor do I miss him. Later on in this dream, I played Dead By Daylight on his xbox, and then it was over. If he truly is out there somewhere I hope he is aware of the pain he caused and faces adequate judgement. 



Ava poo segment

Ava poo is still in my life, believe it or not. They have since come out as non-binary. I'm just glad the "LOTUS" phase has ended. A few hours from now, Ava will be doing a GED history exam. They have not studied. I think that they will still get through it fine as it is short and (I believe) at least partially multiple choice.  I may add a comment/edit this post after the test is done or their results are in (which would be some time from now) to catalog how it went down. My return to blogging is, admittedly, due to Ava. I was reminded of my blog by a video they sent me. Much has happened in the way of me and Ava's friendship; I may expand on such happenings at a later date, if they return to relevancy. Ava has asked me not to message them for the time being as they need to rest prior to their exam. I am annoyed by this. That will be all for the Ava poo segment, more to come another time. 



Travel segment 

Anyone who knows me knows of my disdain for travel. Recently, I have been doing it an unfortunate amount. My trip to america was nightmarish, on account that I was wrongfully held and interrogated by the immigration officers in the Boston Logan airport. The trip back was more sad than distressing. In 3 days, I will once again be on a plane. I am returning to my home in Africa and am not at all looking forward to the trip. It is 3-4 flights (I forgot) and well over a day. It will be uncomfortable, stressful and awful in every way imaginable. If I do not update my blog any further, assume the stress has gotten to me.




That is all for today, thank you for reading. Candice out. 
 

Thursday, 27 June 2024

Worst day ever

revision


ugh!! i wrote a long ass blog entry today while i was in a mood but i kind of regret what  i said a little bit so i am erasing it and i might rewrite it later but i have had a RANCID day.



Wednesday, 26 June 2024

My first blog

HELLO! I am girl blogging right now. As I said, stupid Ava Poo gave me this idea, and we were originally both going to do it, but I'm the only one who actually pulled through. She's making a Twitter profile like a NERD! I don't really know what a blog consists of, but I feel like I'll gain that knowledge over time.

I had a very mediocre day today, but I did end up crying at some point because my boyfriend (Connor) was lagging in Minecraft and said it was my fault. It was not my fault. He made me watch Smiling Friends after, and I didn't like it. I am a Smiling Friends anti. I will be going to lunch later today. I am not excited. I'm trying out a new restaurant, and I'm worried I'll see some of my opps there and gouge my eyes out with the utensils provided. I have plenty of opps in this town, and I am constantly trying to escape them despite almost never actually encountering one of them. I've seen Andrew Tate more frequently than the people I'm trying to avoid. He's been added to my opp list.

Ava Poo Segment:

Currently, Ava Poo is brain-rotted. She is going through something right now and doesn’t want to accept it. She will probably end up reading this blog and try to cancel me on Twitter again. Ava Poo has decided to become her new alter ego "Lotus." That was supposed to be her name (I think), but her parents landed on Ava, which I like more because Lotus sounds like Locust. Ava Poo has a girlfriend right now, and I do not like her at all. I don't know what it is about her that I don't like; she just generally pisses me off. Sometimes these feelings of disdain turn into outright hatred. Sorry, Jay, you didn't really do anything wrong, but there's just something about you that I don't like. Negative rizz. -100000 aura.

That will be all for today. I’ll probably write something after I come home from the restaurant I’m going to. Stupid restaurant. Don’t wanna go. Wanna stay home and play Roblox. Candice out.



Revelations

 The title is a somewhat intentional reference to the bible even though this post has nothing to do with it. I have quite a substantial amou...